It’s Not a Phase, Mom (Fair Trade)

Fuel Your Existential Crisis

Type:

Single Origin: Sumatra - Fair Trade

Darkness Level:

Really Dark

Flavour Notes:

Smokey, low acidity, dark, very bold

Recommended Use:

• Espresso Machine
• Mokapot
• French Press
• Iced
• Chemex/Pour Over
• Percolator/Regular Coffee Machine
• Aeropress
• Siphon Brewer

Description:

The brooding, black-hearted brew your teenage self would’ve sipped while live journaling about existential despair. These beans came from volcanic loam, so you know they're hardcore. This single-origin, dark roast is as bold and smokey as the eyeliner you used to borrow from your older cousin, with low acidity and an intensity that lingers longer than your old My Chemical Romance obsession. Sourced from Sumatra and processed using a method as unique as your taste in music, this coffee is here to prove once and for all that your love for a seriously dark roast was never just a phase. Now go on, embrace the darkness... and maybe pair it with a spiked collar for full effect.

Archer's Fun Fact:

Sumatran coffee is processed using a unique method called Giling Basah (wet hulling), which gives it a rich, earthy flavour and a syrupy body—basically, it’s the coffee equivalent of a big, fluffy dog that just rolled in the mud but somehow still smells amazing!