Ever wondered which dog breeds would thrive behind the espresso bar and which would burn the café down trying? We brewed up the ultimate (and totally scientific) list of pups-turned-baristas based entirely on vibes, classic breed traits, and our undying love for dogs and coffee. From German Shepherds who’d run the café like a well-oiled espresso machine to Labradors who mean well but eat everything, this is your essential guide to canine café culture.