About
Akita Brewtique
At Akita Brewtique, coffee isn’t just our passion—it’s our pup-pose! Proudly based in Canada, we embrace the Great White North’s love for quality coffee, community, and of course dogs. Our roast-to-order coffee is crafted for those who love a good brew without the snobbery.
But we’re more than just a caffeine fix. We believe in social responsibility, from sourcing ethically to supporting causes that make tails wag and communities thrive. Whether you’re here for the coffee, the cute dog puns, or both (we get it), we’re thrilled to have you in our pack. So grab a cup, sit, stay, and sip; because great coffee should always come with good vibes.
Our COFFEE
At Akita Brewtique, our coffee is carefully curated by our resident coffee master and branded by our crack team of highly trained professionals (who may or may not be bribed with treats). Every batch is roasted to order, meaning your coffee isn’t roasted until you order it—because freshness is the difference between coffee and swill. We take pride in selecting only the finest beans, ensuring that every cup is as smooth, delightful, and as full of character as Archer himself. Whether you’re looking for a bold brew that’ll wake you up faster than a squirrel sighting or a mellow roast that soothes the soul, we’ve got you covered.
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About Archer
our Founder & CEO
Becoming a Canine Executive Officer
Archer’s journey into the coffee world began when he accidentally knocked over a bag of freshly roasted beans and took one long, dramatic sniff. It was in that moment that he realized his life’s purpose: to bring the finest coffee to the people, one expertly curated blend at a time. Since then, he has trained extensively (read: watched humans do it) and has personally overseen every aspect of Akita Brewtique’s operations, from bean selection to quality control (which sometimes involves taste-testing, much to our dismay).
Accolades & Expertise
Archer’s impressive list of accomplishments includes:
- Winner of the “Most Enthusiastic Coffee Enthusiast Who Is Also a Dog” Award (self-declared, but still valid).
- Honorable mention in “Best Employee of the Month” (though, to be fair, he was the only contender).
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Successfully resisting the urge to chase every delivery truck (progress is progress).
Social Responsibility
At Akita Brewtique, we believe great coffee shouldn’t come at the planet’s expense. That’s why we donate 10% of our profits to charitable organizations, ensuring every cup you enjoy helps make a difference. Our fair trade-certified offerings support ethical sourcing, and we reduce waste by roasting coffee only after it’s ordered—no pre-printed labels, no excess inventory, just fresh coffee made with care. Because doing good should be as effortless as enjoying a great brew.
Seldom Asked Questions
Is your coffee made with actual Akitas?
Absolutely not. Our coffee is ethically sourced and 100% dog-free.
If I drink your coffee, will I gain the wisdom of an ancient coffee master?
While we can’t guarantee enlightenment, we can promise a solid caffeine boost. Any wisdom gained is purely coincidental.
Do you take coffee orders via carrier pigeon?
We admire the dedication, but our pigeons are currently on strike. The website is faster anyway.
Can I swim in a pool of your coffee?
Legally, we can’t recommend it. Logistically, we’d love to see the attempt. Please document and tag us.
If I buy enough coffee, will you name a blend after me?
We’re not saying no, but it would have to be a lot of coffee. Like, “I’m filling an olympic sized pool with coffee to go swimming in it” levels.
Do you offer coffee counselling for people who’ve been betrayed by bad brews in the past?
While we’re not licensed therapists, we do specialize in helping people recover from tragic encounters with burnt, bitter, and lifeless coffee. Step one: order from us. Step two: heal. Step three: ???. Step four: Profit.
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